You must have seen it before so don’t pretend like...
silenceofthesirens: l’appel du vide: the call of the void. a french expression, untranslatable, for the urge to throw oneself off of high places.
I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what...– American Gods, Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
The Oscars: Hosts
Mom: I cant stand the hosts
Mom: Wheres ricky gervais
Mom: Omg oprah!!
Me: calm down
Int: Do you own an iPad?
Noel: I… got one for Christmas.
Int: Do you use it? Have you plugged it in? Do you know what you’re doing with it?
Noel: Regrettably, I’ve become quite handy on it.
Int: Why do you say ‘regrettably’?
Noel: Because I’m now in a world which I never wanted to be in.
Int: It’s a good world Noel.
Noel: It’s not bad. In fact even today it came in really useful because I was getting a taxi somewhere in London, and I didn’t know what the street was called. And I got on the maps thing! And there it was! Unbelievable.
Int: You’re changing.
Liam "Beady Eye is for all the people who have a...
All right, but apart from the sanitation,...
sorrywehurtyourfield: fetchthecushions: Bought peace? oh. shut up.
I had no idea Forever 21's return policy didn't...
One more website demanding thousands of dollars to...
Right after I throw up.
"It's like teeth, innit? What's your favourite...
—Liam Amazing Gallagher
When Liam says "Wootton" and your heart melts.