Red: got my nme today, oasis issue. do you get it there?
Charlie: yes, but we're a bit slooow. that last kasabian one took for-effing-ever to get here
Red: ah that's a pity. you should move over then.
Charlie: gah, if only. i'll be attempting to do so later this year
Red: this year has like 36 hours left!
Charlie: oh...
Red: get moving