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NME | 12 July 1997

It will be time too, for Oasis to step back into the ring and casually take a huge bite out of their opponents’ ears.

"I see Hurricane #1 went in at Number 35," notes Noel, chomping into his BLT and nodding at his press officer. This is not a congratulation, but an opening jab at labelmates who recently and foolishly lashed out at Liam in NME. "That’s 35 places too high in my book."

"Hurricane #1?" queries Liam, sauntering over. "He copies my haircut and then slags me off! What’s that about? But I ain’t into this bickering between bands now. I’m a married man. I’ll just blank the cunt."

"No you won’t, you’ll batter the cunt!"

"Who’ll I batter? Hurricane #1? Never heard of them. Isn’t that some indie band with the guy from Erasure in them?"

Anonymous: Why do you dislike Noel so much? I think both of them have done pretty stupid stuff :)

I don’t dislike him. I love him. But he does do things I don’t like.

Also, I’m not ranting at you, but this is a thing that constantly bothers me: love for one Gallagher brother does not have to be in any way related to love for the other. If Noel punched a puppy in the face, it might make me like Noel less, but it wouldn’t make me like Liam more. They both have their own particular brand of stupid. It just so happens that Noel’s tends to rub me the wrong way (for reasons that tl;dr) more often. It isn’t related to Liam’s stupidity. Noel hitting that dog doesn’t somehow magically make Liam look like a saint. It doesn’t make him look anything. It’s got nothing to do with him.

Oh yeah, this was my obnoxious contribution to Abbey Road this summer.

Oh yeah, this was my obnoxious contribution to Abbey Road this summer.

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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Time Flies commentary | Noel Gallagher | ”Live Forever”

Hey.
Look at this amazing thing layoffmyavocadobaby can do with her hands. And she gave it to me for my birthday.
I can’t stop staring at it. 
Like, literally, I put my arm down in a piece of pie today because I was looking at it across the room.

Hey.

Look at this amazing thing layoffmyavocadobaby can do with her hands. And she gave it to me for my birthday.

I can’t stop staring at it. 

Like, literally, I put my arm down in a piece of pie today because I was looking at it across the room.


Time Flies commentary | Noel Gallagher | “D’You Know What I Mean?”

This is the last thing I need to misread in the middle of the night.

This is the last thing I need to misread in the middle of the night.

Food for thought: Molly Moorish

Just this one thing on the subject: the next time you feel the need to let the name Molly Moorish spill out of your brain and onto your or someone else’s blog, just remember that she is now well old enough to use the internet. So, if you’re making assumptions about her relationship with her parents and that assumption is not a good one, then I’m sure that, to your mind, her position in life is already unfair in so many ways.

So here’s the thing: whether your view is sympathetic or not, it probably isn’t going to help her for total strangers to be discussing her potentially painful, private life in depth on a popular and PUBLIC social blogging network as if you know what you’re talking about. It’s not a stretch, by any means, to believe she could come across it. If she weren’t so young, it would be different, but she is and her budding celebrity status is no result of her own efforts as a nascent model, but only because she’s celebrity offspring; she hasn’t done anything to warrant this kind of attention yet. So, just think before you discuss her so casually.

NME | 12 July 1997

 They need to be themselves, they can’t be no-one else. Well, maybe. Right now, Noel and Liam Gallagher are each other. Same hair, same scowl, same swagger, same security guards: brothers. In matching Kangol parkas.

"I swear I didn’t know he was going to wear his," says Noel, fingering his designer logo. "Do you think I’d have turned up wearing the same clobber as that cunt on purpose?"

"Yeah, right," smirks Liam, "you were on the phone to Pats going, ‘What’s he wearing, what’s he wearing? I’ve got to make sure it matches’."

Noel rolls his eyes. “Er, right. We should make sure we get some money off Kangol for this.”

"Too right! Can’t wear anything these days."

"Yeah," agrees Noel. "Can’t wear anything these days without someone trying to give us money for it. Bloody terrible that is. Do you want a sarnie?"

"No, but I’m mad for a beer." Liam swivels round looking for his security guard. "Get us a couple of beers, mate. I’m going to hit fucking Paris tonight! I’ve been in for three days and nights doing fuck all, just watching Neighbours twice a day. I’m getting a thing for Helen fucking Daniels and it’s not healthy! I am gasping for a proper night out. It’s going to be top!" Noel momentarily brightens. It’s not been a great morning but the future smells sweeter.

"Yeah," he says, nudging his brother, "just you and me in Paris! We’re going to have a right party! Patsy and Meg will be panicking, ringing the hotel rooms, wondering where we are and we won’t be there. We’ll be out!"

"Yeah," agrees Liam decisively, "we’ll be right out!"

the wizard of oaaaaaaaasis

Gem = Dorothy

Chris = Toto

Andy = Scarecrow

Bonehead = The Tin Man

Guigsy = The Cowardly Lion

Jay = The Wizard

Noel = Wicked witch of the west/tree that throws apples/munchkin

Liam = Glenda the good witch and occasional flying monkey

Paused the video and this.

Paused the video and this.

Betcha didn’t know that was a Gap Kids bag he was holding in that record store. Don’t judge. Man’s gotta shop somewhere.

Betcha didn’t know that was a Gap Kids bag he was holding in that record store. Don’t judge. Man’s gotta shop somewhere.


I know I’ve posted these a zillion times, but every time I see one of them posted with a watermark on, I feel it’s my duty to the human race to make sure everyone knows they exist without. The person who put the watermark over his face was probably made to do it at knifepoint.